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(It isn't really rated R. I was having a laugh...eh heh...)

My third Metal Gear Flash animation! Like in 'Little Joe', my darling was kind enough to do voices for me, and considering how MASSIVE this one turned out to be, I'm surprised he had any voice left by the end. Or the sorrow or the fury or...ahem, that was a very weak pun. The working file for this one is over 200 MB in size. My poor laptop.

Good LORD, and I thought the hours put into 'Little Joe' were inhumane! A belated Christmas present to all who enjoy our animations!

With a million hugs and kisses and words of praise for my boo, for doing the ever so important voices for The Sorrow, The End, The Fury and The Pain. Squeaky The Fear, Squawky Polly, Screamy The Joy and...um...baby Ocie...are all my own inferior work. ^_^ Where I could, I tried to inject my own little blobs of humour into this fictional retelling of The Boss' childbirth, and I hope a few people enjoy it. =3 It was tiring, but precious, to make.

And my first recording of The Boss' voice (for Little Joe 2) is deeper, closer to her middle-aged voice, but since she was younger (and mostly screaming) in this animation, her voice is higher and perkier. Rest assured that she sounds deeper and more tired in the NEXT project.

No matter how many disclaimers are put on art, stories or animations, there are always people who just look and rant without bothering their bottoms to read the author/artist's notes, but here is my HUGE disclaimer about our little 'boss' story:

* Though The Boss was only called The Joy at this stage (in case anyone thinks I was too lazy to learn anything about her before I began all of my art and junk - I love you Boss!), we had a little joke about how she wanted to be superior to the rest of her unit, and made them call her 'boss' in lower-case during WWII. Then when she was officially given the title of 'The Boss' (all capitals), she was all smug and up her own backside about it, giving her boys plenty of aggro. She only really liked The Sorrow calling her his Joy, and I just like how 'boss' fits. It makes her seem all large and in charge - which of course she is. All hail The Boss! *

( on the other hand, The Fury has an authentic three-tank Russian model flamethrower, so nyah! X3 )

Huzzah! I bet nobody bothered to read all that. Enjoy the animation, and our own mini version of what REALLY happened in Normandy...

Our Animations

1. "The Twelve Pains of Christmas" - [link]

2. "Little Joe" (the prequel to this one!) - [link]

3. "A Labour of Joy" (the BIG one!)

4. "Little Joe 2: Revenge of the Rodent" - [link]
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:iconliam313352:
Liam313352 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
Shitty voice acting.
Work on it and I may take this seriously enough to laugh.
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Kuniotachi Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
Hilarious !! XD
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coolprincess101 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013
OMG!! THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!
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TemariTrainer Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love The Pain in these flashes! :D Nice!
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wakalover2 Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Student General Artist
who is the white hairred guy... with the blue eyes... boss keeps blaming him for impregnating her...
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RlCKR0LLD Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The Sorrow.
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ElementZ124 Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I AM DYING! OH GOD! XD
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TimmCosplay Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
Loooool.
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AndForAMoment Featured By Owner May 11, 2011   Writer
My friend showed this to me last year. I favorited it and I watch it once a day, or if not whenever I need a laugh.
The only thing I don't understand is what Snake is saying when he is reading that book.
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TimeLegacy Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2011
It's a pretty crazy animation, but it's funny like all your other animations!
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Wolfz-r-cool Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011
is she pregers in da other onez?
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JackEmerald Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011
"Deliver the baby ourselves RIGHT HERE, surrounded by Nazis."
"I'm sure it's happened before." XD

Some of the dialogue in this was hilarious!
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PEACETHROUGHPOWER Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010
Ha ha ha ha So Priceless, me liekies! XD Well done! ^^
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Artizluv Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I saw this awhile ago before I joined DA, and it's one of the funniest things I have EVER seen here!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I love ALL your flashes of the Cobra Unit. Prepare for a little spam. ;3 x33

:+favlove:
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RoxyFett007 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
no time for snacks! lol! :XD:
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ShaD-23 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010
Props to The Fury
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Miyuki-chan-7 Featured By Owner May 22, 2010  Student General Artist
That was hilarious, especially the end where Pain is all like "In all seriousness that was pretty soul crushing".
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ElleonShoma95 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010  Student General Artist
o.O wait but that guy with the mask over his face was covered in blood howed he get cleaned?!?!?!?!!?
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slomopoo Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2009
where was her belly?
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SharinganWarrior77 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2009
This is funny!lol XD

Nice MGS3 animtion! ^_^
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JusticeSnake Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009
A very delightful viewing. Ah, the humour.
Did I hear, "You'll never appreciate the value of a Timmies doughnut?" How very Canadian. ;)

Also, this really reminds me of a fanfic that I once wrote, but never completed called, "The Emotions of War"

Very enjoyable animation!

Regards,
-Justin.
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RapaxGuardian Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2009
I laughed the entire way through it!
I adored The Fear and The Fury in this!!
*favs x over 9,000!!!*
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Worldofwarcraftvamp Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDD i love the way the end says 'blue whale' XDD i lol'd hard
"That babies gonna have to come out another way...."
"...................her butt?"
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ImagenAshyun Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2009  Hobbyist
"Looks like the baby will be delivered another way."

"..what, through her butt?"

That made my day. :XD:
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Marthonious Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2009
Why does The End keep calling everyone Billy. (except the boss)
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lena-attack Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
lol omg that was great! XD i agree with the pain when he says 'gee we're all pretty stupid today' XD
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TheRoboDeathClock Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009
this is just terrible :C
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, sorry you think so. ^^
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Thoadthetoad Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
HOW DO I FAVORITE THIS EPIC!?>
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Wataaah! XD I'm so glad you like it that much!!! If you don't know how to fave yet, just go to the page with the animation on ( [link] ), and to the left-hand side of the screen (under the title) there should be a list of options (you might have to put your cursor over them to make the words appear). Under "Full View", which should be a magnifying glass, is "Add to Favourites", which is shown as a star with a "+" sign next to it - :+fav:. Click that, and it'll be added to your favourites. You can use this the same on any deviation you want to :+fav: :)
I hope that helps at all. And thank you again for expressing your enjoyment! ^_~
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Thoadthetoad Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009
Thank you :3

I knew how to favorite regular pictures (by taking the thumb/picture and dragging it up) but not how I could favorite animations, that helped, ty :) I really did enjoy it too, since I take sex jokes as one of the best kind of jokes. The only thing I had to wonder about was that the baby was tiny, and could have easily came out of the vagina, and why the boss is a chick. Am I missing something?

Either way, I really enjoyed it :D
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, that's one way to put it XDD I guess maybe we don't know why The Boss had to have her baby via C-section, but she just did in the actual story of the video game, so that's what had to happen here. Some women have different "sizes" than others, and since we don't get a graphic look down there, all we can assume is that either she was too small for the baby, or the baby was in the wrong position in the womb (that sometimes happens in real life). But you never know, in this animation, maybe he couldn't be born naturally because he was wearing a hat! XD

But thank you, I'm very glad that our slaving over this animation has been appreciated, and that some people bother to "get" the sense of humour! :)
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Thoadthetoad Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009
bwahahaha, I loved it so much, including how The Sorrow just completely didn't care that the Boss was dieing and all attention was on his new kid (of which was ocelot...right?).

I wish we could have gotten a look down there, with a baby foot coming out or somethin'. That'd make my day, hahaha.
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, it would have been crazy! XD I'm happy enough with all the rude humour I got away with, for now. I can never stop punning and making bad jokes, I'm a terror. :)
And yes, nobody seemed too concerned that The Boss was dying - The Pain was being fat, The End was senile, The Fury just wanted to cop a feel, The Sorrow was concerned with his baby (Ocelot, like you said ^^), and The Fear was reading a book. XD Bless her, she didn't get much sympathy. But it's not meant to be realistic and it's all for fun, so I don't feel too bad. Otherwise I make her be mean to them all the time, so she got her revenge! 83
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Thoadthetoad Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009
mildly, heheh. Either way, it was still an extremely funny thing...


So on a completely random note, do you play any games? :3
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I enjoy Metal Gear 3, as you can see, but I tend to play less hardcore games, and leave things like that to my fiance while I watch. :) My big games have probably been the Monster Hunter and The Sims series, because I love character customisation and anything to do with well-done fantasy beasts, since I'm a published fantasy author. :) And I was addicted to Endless Ocean for a long time, lol. XD But co-op, I enjoy action games and survival horror, and we've played Gears of War (one and two), Left 4 Dead, and other things in the same genres. :) We'll be playing Resident Evil 5 co-op soon. That's basically it I think. ^^
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arrogances Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009
That was perfect.
Perfect.
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
-mega-glomp- Thank you so very much! =3 I'm really glad you enjoyed it! We really appreciate your compliments and affirmations, that it was worthwhile almost losing my mind over the animation and my laptop crashing. ^_^ Thankies muchly my friend :)
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Marthonious Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009
That was so funny!!
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much! :)
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Marthonious Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2009
your welcome
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fubuki21 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2009  Student General Artist
that wuz graet. poor boss though... the fear rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Yaaay! XDD Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much! :w00t: Thankies for the comment! ^__^
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fubuki21 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009  Student General Artist
by teh wey. what da !@$# is a "turlet"!!!!!
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
A toilet. XD His accent makes him pronounce it "turlet". Which still makes me laugh after all this time. :XD:
Thanks for asking! ;)
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Onikage01 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2008  Hobbyist
why does the fear sound so femimine or was this not meant to be accurate?
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, I think the fact that The Pain is talking about Tim Horton's, The Fear is talking about Jareth the goblin king and The Boss who is not yet called The Boss is being called "Boss" all show that this is a parody, and not meant to be historically or otherwise accurate. XD It's just for fun.
And The Fear sounds feminine because I voice him. :) Just because it's an in-joke I have with my partner, we both do voices, and some people really seem to enjoy The Fear sounding like that, so that makes me proud. XD
Thanks for commenting!
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Onikage01 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009  Hobbyist
no problem it's great though especially the End (one of my favorites) performing the Ceasrerian but why does the Fury look just like Jack?(Naked Snake/Big Boss) he alway wore the space suit)
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AmyJSmylie Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
The Fury is based on a real-life person (very much not Jack, lol), and that's just how I draw him in my art. Since this sketch was set in WWII, and the first Soviet cosmonaut to orbit the Earth (a guy called Yuri, the name name as we've given The Sorrow) did so in 1961, The Fury didn't go into space or have his accident until after that. Even the first little Russian dog in space didn't go up until 1957. :) Even though The Fury's mission may well have been an early one, since it went so wrong, the Second World War was too early, so I just cast him as a thermophile and medic, like myself in all the best video games. 8B
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Onikage01 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009  Hobbyist
.... ok? too many facts it's just when you see The Boss' picture of them all he's wearing cosmonaut gear.
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